Author Topic: Post your favorite Deadpool quote! (Read 1713 times)

KenFan9276 - Member of CROM · « **on:** February 28, 2011, 07:22:35 PM »

Alright, here we post one or more of your favorite Deadpool quotes!

Why did I make this? Because I LOVE ME SOME PINEAPPLE!

OK, so I'll start!

You fail with girls, DP...

A personal favorite!

HyperVoiceActing · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2011, 07:55:11 PM »

A lot of my favorites are from Marvel Ultimate Alliance, where I first discovered him

DP: Weasel old buddy! Haven't seen ya in weeks. Where have ya been hiding?
WE: In the hospital. You stabbed me in the leg, remember?
DP: Oh that's right! But I had to. You took the last cheesy puff.
WE: IT WAS MY BAG OF CHEESY PUFFS!
DP: That's not how I remember it

DP: Oh I forgot [Blackbolt], you can't talk can ya? You're voice is so powerful it would destroy us all. But c'mon let's put that to the test. Just say this one tiny word ... sssPATULA!

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2011, 10:14:45 PM »

Hey, Black Widow, I just gotta ask... ARE THOSE REAL?

HyperVoiceActing · « **Reply #3 on:** March 01, 2011, 11:54:57 PM »

HEY! YEAH YOU! I'm down here busting my *** while you sit on yours watching me jump around? How is that fair

KenFan9276 - Member of CROM · « **Reply #4 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:43:28 PM »

"What? Babies creep me out! Rock-a-bye BANG!"

"I AM ONE UNPREDICTABLE FEATHERPLUCKING WALRUS! KOO KOO KA STINKING CHOO!"

-Whiplash- · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:19:14 PM »

what he said to me:

(I'm Joe, from halifax)

KenFan9276 - Member of CROM · « **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:54:20 PM »

Quote from: -Whiplash- on March 03, 2011, 08:19:14 PM

what he said to me:

(I'm Joe, from halifax)

ASK THE DARNED 8-BALL!

"Shhh... My common sense is tingling."

C.R.O.M. - ManoloStyle · « **Reply #7 on:** March 03, 2011, 11:38:50 PM »

I love when he says to Wolverine in MvC3: "SHORT AND SHORT ON DEODORANT IS A REALLY BAD COMBINATION STABBY..."

I also love all of his quotes from the Hulk vs Wolverine movie; but these were my favorites:

Deadpool: Logan, we missed you! And Weapon X just hasn't been the same without you. Nobody calls me "bub" anymore, and Omega Red's a bed wetter...
Omega Red: [entering] One day I will tear out your flippant tongue, Wilson.
Deadpool: [whispering to Wolverine] He's very ashamed.

The Professor: You were our best operative, Wolverine. So disappointing. But you did lead us to Dr. Banner. Of course, you know him better as the Hulk.
Deadpool: [reveals gun and ammo] I shot him in the @ss, with one of these!
[Everyone glares at him]
Deadpool: What? I did!

Deadpool: [looking at the Professor] Well, he's alive, but I think he's going to need some serious TLC.
Sabretooth: The last thing the Professor said before the runt gutted him was for us to kill Wolverine.
Deadpool: Really? Hmm...
[to Omega Red]
Deadpool: You buy that? Yeah, you know, I would think the last thing he said was, "Ah, Sabretooth!"
Omega Red: We kill Wolverine now. That is all that matters.
Deadpool: Whatever you say, ponytail. Who am I to say no to a little murder?
[draws his guns]
Deadpool: [to Team X] Strike a pose!

HyperVoiceActing · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2011, 12:00:10 AM »

You WERE recording that, were you player? No? *laughs meekly* WHATIAMEAN YOU WEREN'T RECORDING THAT?!

Ooooh! Candy bar! Candy bar! Gonna get a candy baaaar! SNAP! CRACKLE! CHOP!

KenFan9276 - Member of CROM · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2011, 10:25:06 PM »

Quote from: HyperSonic92 on March 04, 2011, 12:00:10 AM

You WERE recording that, were you player? No? *laughs meekly* WHATIAMEAN YOU WEREN'T RECORDING THAT?!

Ooooh! Candy bar! Candy bar! Gonna get a candy baaaar! SNAP! CRACKLE! CHOP!

"What's green and makes noise? THE INCREDIBLE HONK!"

"Well if it isn't Nathan Christopher Dayspring Askani'son Summers... or are you just calling yourself Priscilla now?"

HyperVoiceActing · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2011, 10:32:14 PM »

HELP! I WANT THIS GUY TESTED FOR STEROID USE!

KenFan9276 - Member of CROM · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2011, 10:41:26 PM »

Quote from: HyperSonic92 on March 05, 2011, 10:32:14 PM

HELP! I WANT THIS GUY TESTED FOR STEROID USE!

"I want my lawyer! I want my mommy! I want my lawyer's mommy!"

"Come ta think of it -- I've seen tougher KEN dolls than you! An' I mean take yer pick here -- mod-hair Ken -- disco Ken -- summer fun Ken -- I let Barbie whip me 'cos I'm a wuss Ken -- Any o' you guys lissenin' t'me?"

"We're not gonna haveta kiss or anythin'... are we? (To Cable)"

HyperVoiceActing · « **Reply #12 on:** March 06, 2011, 05:13:51 PM »

BTW Anyone who has this game knew about this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhI8s7Dor0A&feature=related#

SanjiSasuke · « **Reply #13 on:** March 06, 2011, 05:27:36 PM »

Not sure why but I always liked:

Sheild me with your bodies!

From MUA.

HyperVoiceActing · « **Reply #14 on:** March 07, 2011, 01:15:52 PM »

"The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control the weather activated JUST as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation"