got jokes come here post and lets see what you got it is yo mamma

[BigJ]

your moms so slutty ,she put the entire red light district out of buisness

your moms like a door knob, everybody gets a turn

your Family is so poor that when your mom puts a cigarrette in the ash tray, the roches dance around it and sing" clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

your moms so poor, i saw her kickin a tin can down the street, when i asked her what she was doin,she said "moving"

your moms so dirty that the lice on her head had to call FEMA

your moms so poor , even her crabs are on welfare

thats all i could come up with...offf the top of my head

I remember most of those from 4th grade!

Yo momma’s so stupid she jumped off a cliff because she thought her maxi pads had wings.

goddamn you're funny!

[♦ßlôödÑinjå♦]

yo momma so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what's on the other said
yo momma's house so dirty when you look under the bed there's roaches on ATV's
yo momma's house so dirty when you open the freezer theres roaches in iglues
yo momma teeth so yellow if she jump in a pool she''ll make kool-aid
yo momma so cross-eyed when she has 10 dollars she sees 2 five dollar bills
yo momma so hairy theres afro's under her armpit
yo momma so ugly she gave a blind man a heart attack
yo momma so stupid she bought a spoon and fork to the super bowl
yo momma so bald she gets brain damage when she's taking a bath
yo momma so bald i can see what shes thinking
yo momma so old she gave birth to a 46 year old
yo momma so stupid she tells the bus driver to stop when heading to the last stop of the bus
yo momma so dum she thought jmmy jazz was a pimp
yo momma so ashy she can light a match on her elbow
your mother bald and she work in subway and she has a tattoo saying "Eat Fresh" on the side of her neck

[ChAoTiC]

Not a yo momma joke but a joke none the less. 

A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit; "Do you have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"  The rabbit says "no".  So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.

[♦ßlôödÑinjå♦]

A roach was partying and drinking when she decided to go home and there was this ant that pulled out a knife on her and  tried to rob her so she ran to her friends house the centipede. Fearing for her life she knocks on the door countless times *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* let me in Help! someone is trying to rob me. Then the centipede says Wait! let me put on my sneakers.

[Vicious]

Yo momma’s so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks.

[★Leon★]

@ this thread:

[Krazy Uga]

Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.


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[Vicious]

Yo momma’s so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks.

your momma's so ugly,she asked a plastic surgeon for a nose job and now she has to sniff from her @$$

Yo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

[juelz aka wolfi]

yo mamma is so fat she couldnt fit on myspace.com yourspace or anybodys space

[Vicious]

Yo momma so damn ugly she has to sneak up on water to get a drink.

[Vicious]

Yo momma’s so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks.

your momma's so ugly,she asked a plastic surgeon for a nose job and now she has to sniff from her @$$

Yo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

your moms so slutty, if i took every condom she ever used, i could start my own latex factory

Yo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.

[TrunkJunky]

Yo momma’s so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks.

your momma's so ugly,she asked a plastic surgeon for a nose job and now she has to sniff from her @$$

Yo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

your moms so slutty, if i took every condom she ever used, i could start my own latex factory

Yo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.

Yo mama's so stupid, that when she was driving to Disneyland and saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left", she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed with her to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama's so black,  that when she went to night school, the teacher marked her "absent".
Yo mama's so stupid,  that when she went shopping for a color TV, she didn't know which color to buy.

 

[Vicious]

Yo momma’s so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks.

your momma's so ugly,she asked a plastic surgeon for a nose job and now she has to sniff from her @$$

Yo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

your moms so slutty, if i took every condom she ever used, i could start my own latex factory

Yo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.

Yo mama's so stupid, that when she was driving to Disneyland and saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left", she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed with her to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama's so black,  that when she went to night school, the teacher marked her "absent".
Yo mama's so stupid,  that when she went shopping for a color TV, she didn't know which color to buy.

 

your moms so fat, king kong tried to climb her and ran out of breath
your moms so ugly her head evicted her face
your moms face is so ugly, her herpies had to migrate to her neck
your moms house is so nasty, the cockroaches had to call the health department
your mom is currently serving life in prison, because its a crime to be that ugly
your moms so stupid that her two last brain cells lost hope and commited suicide
your moms so dirty she made Mr Clean Cry

Yo momma's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as fat
Yo momma's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma’s so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo' momma’s so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and yo' family tried to put it out with a fork!
Yo momma’s so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
Yo momma's so fat when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

Yo momma was so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch  marks.

[TrunkJunky]

Yo mama's so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on top.

Yo mama's so dumb, I told her to go to Subway and she said "Which way?"

Yo mama's like a shotgun; one c**k and she's ready.

Yo mama's so dumb,  if brains were dynamite, she souldn't have enough to blow her nose.

[Vicious]

Yo momma’s butt is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs. of crack

[TrunkJunky]

I tried to measure yo mama's IQ, but numbers don't go that low.

[Vicious]

Yo mommas breath is so bad when she exhales her teeth duck.