Author Topic: got jokes come here post and lets see what you got it is yo mamma (Read 2494 times)

TripleM · « **on:** September 29, 2007, 05:38:44 PM »

this is yo mamma let see what the people here can bring to the table
man yo mamma so tall see triped in asia and landed in new york

(just jokeing no disrespect here) now who can beat that joke

keeps making spam threads.

Sync The Tempest · « **Reply #1 on:** September 29, 2007, 05:40:16 PM »

should this be moved to the spam topic?
remember people no disrespect just a little joking here

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! LVL 16!! · « **Reply #2 on:** September 29, 2007, 11:26:15 PM »

Yo Momma's so poor, She chased a garbage truck while holding her grocery List!!!

Red Venom · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2007, 10:25:52 PM »

i know this1's old but

yo mama's so fat when god said let their be light she blocked it

Sync The Tempest · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2007, 10:29:01 PM »

Quote from: Red Venom on September 30, 2007, 10:25:52 PM

i know this1's old but

yo mama's so fat when god said let their be light she blocked it

TÐZ · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2007, 10:32:00 PM »

Quote from: Luke Fon Fabre on September 30, 2007, 10:29:01 PM

Quote from: Red Venom on September 30, 2007, 10:25:52 PM
i know this1's old but

yo mama's so fat when god said let their be light she blocked it

and he pushed her fatass out the way XD

Red Venom · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2007, 10:35:28 PM »

Quote from: The Dude Z on September 30, 2007, 10:32:00 PM

Quote from: Luke Fon Fabre on September 30, 2007, 10:29:01 PM
Quote from: Red Venom on September 30, 2007, 10:25:52 PM
i know this1's old but

yo mama's so fat when god said let their be light she blocked it

and he pushed her fatass out the way XD

ok this is getting tiring wtf is xD and

yea

god: let their be light
god: hugh?
god: no 100 years of DARKNESS
rick james: evil muthaF****

juelz aka wolfi · « **Reply #7 on:** October 09, 2007, 08:26:13 PM »

im sure everyone watches yo mamma on mtv to get those jokes in general

~Wolfpaul~ · « **Reply #8 on:** October 09, 2007, 08:58:04 PM »

old: yo momma is so fat.. she went to in-n-out... went in and never came out.

Vicious · « **Reply #9 on:** October 09, 2007, 10:30:57 PM »

Your momma so stupid i threw a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool and she drowned

Spidermew · « **Reply #10 on:** October 09, 2007, 11:08:25 PM »

Yo momma so stupid, when God was passing out brains, she thought he said brains, and she said "I want a little toy one"

Jangles: The Moon Monkey · « **Reply #11 on:** October 09, 2007, 11:15:54 PM »

your moms so fat that shes fat

Spidermew · « **Reply #12 on:** October 09, 2007, 11:19:18 PM »

Yo momma so fat she had to get her own zip code!

Vicious · « **Reply #13 on:** October 09, 2007, 11:28:35 PM »

Your mommas house is so small when i stepped in i had already stepped out the back

BigJ · « **Reply #14 on:** October 09, 2007, 11:35:41 PM »

Quote from: Vicious on October 09, 2007, 11:28:35 PM

Your mommas house is so small when i stepped in i had already stepped out the back

Ya mommas like Home Depot, 10 cents a screw.

Vicious · « **Reply #15 on:** October 09, 2007, 11:48:28 PM »

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

BigJ · « **Reply #16 on:** October 09, 2007, 11:55:25 PM »

"Ya mommas so fat she put on a yellow rain coat and people started chasin her yellin TAXI!!!!"

Vicious · « **Reply #17 on:** October 09, 2007, 11:56:40 PM »

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

BigJ · « **Reply #18 on:** October 09, 2007, 11:59:16 PM »

Quote from: Vicious on October 09, 2007, 11:56:40 PM

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

I got nothin

TrunkJunky · « **Reply #19 on:** October 10, 2007, 04:14:18 AM »

Yo mama's so fat, when she saw a bus full of white kids go by she yelled, "Come back Twinky!"

BigJ · « **Reply #20 on:** October 10, 2007, 10:20:53 AM »

ya mommas so fat, she got hit by a bus and said "who threw that rock at me!?"

Spidermew · « **Reply #21 on:** October 10, 2007, 11:44:31 AM »

Your Mother is so unintelligent, she thought that Einstein's theory of Relativity was about familys.

Vicious · « **Reply #22 on:** October 10, 2007, 01:54:50 PM »

Yo momma’s so stupid she jumped off a cliff because she thought her maxi pads had wings.

★Leon★ · « **Reply #23 on:** October 11, 2007, 10:07:37 AM »

This thread is funny

juelz aka wolfi · « **Reply #24 on:** October 15, 2007, 04:40:12 PM »

ok here it goes
yo mamma is so fat that when she went the watch the knicks play at madison square garden the ticket man sed SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

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