Last person to post wins!

[LightFlare]

I'm also extremely good at delivering horribly evil insults in a calm and almost kind voice, so if nice doesn't work, naughty does. I'm Santa's biggest threat.

Then you must be the support ONE. Although the ONE considered to be the ONE by the one who designates the ONE had the wrong one. Therefore that ONE was full of #2....

[Enso]

Jeezers Cries! Excahm Cruz, you where? Why me see no you? You character or what sprite? Much big Engrish I say. Me no know say Engrish think me.

Shadaloo, Engrish you know? Me no know say you Engrish.

[Excahm]

Dunno!
Is madness here always!
Run betta here!

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

...I'm lost.

[DEMONKAI]

K-O

[overlordnick]

...I'm lost.

i second this notion

[Tha Lando ( Le CROM )]

i second this notion

i 3rd that!

<---- thinks i should have checked to what i was 3rding on previous page. for all i know i could be 3rding world destruction at the hands of the Fraggles.

[LightFlare]

i 3rd that!

<---- thinks i should have checked to what i was 3rding on previous page. for all i know i could be 3rding world destruction at the hands of the Fraggles.

  NOOOOO! NOT THE FRAGGLES!!!

[Tha Lando ( Le CROM )]

NOOOOO! NOT THE FRAGGLES!!!

Yes man Yes, the dang Fraggles. but i know they are fake tho.

but these dudes....

(click to show/hide)

are VERY REAL! i saw one before ...i was drunk on new years eve trying to use the bathroom and it stole my toilet paper. Tore up the bathroom trying to catch it. 

[LightFlare]

  Holy hand grenades! Those guys give me the willies!

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

No idea what's going on in this trailer, but 6 more days!!!



Still refuse to say Revengeance.

[overlordnick]

i'm not even a metal gear fan and i feel bad for snake

[DEMONKAI]

Still refuse to say Revengeance.

 

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

i'm not even a metal gear fan and i feel bad for snake

How so? There are two traditional MGS games coming out (Ground Zeroes and whatever The Phantom Pain is) compared to Raiden's one.

[Excahm]

I don´t understand ya guys?

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

I don´t understand ya guys?

Metal Gear seems to do that. What don't you understand?

[overlordnick]

second one looks like a cross between qwop and manhunt

[Tha Lando ( Le CROM )]

Lando Log:  Tuesday at 7:26am..... inside walmart to buy Aliens:colonial marines.....wasnt on shelf. went to cashier help person whatever and was a lady lando has known for many years. i inquired about the game ( trying to hold back my Rage!)not being on the store shelf and it was clearly to be released that day. she told me give her 10 minutes and she will be right with me as they havenn"t even opened up last night incoming shipments that was sitting still on a U- frame.

 The Lando walked around for 8 minutes , walking around stalking the sales floor like an eagle hovering in the skies ready to snatch a baby rabbit. then....was called to the counter... it was fresh, it was new, it was the first Aliens:colonial Marines game out of the shipment box and didnt even make iot to the shelf. 63 dollars was laid on the counter and then handed to the cashier. Lando eyes began to slightly ....water. I generously thanked her for this divine gift. as i headed home i heard angels singing  heavenly with so much joy which seemed to be coming directly from the game bag. My anxiousness increased....then...got inside the house , kicked off my work boots, took a hot shower, made a huge bowl of Capn crunch and when i began to unwrapped the game , suddenly the song went from angels singing to some hell bent dark music .

 my nerves were bothered so much my hands shook as i pop the game into the 360...intense! cordless joystick in hand , bowl of cap crunch on table and sitting on couch wrapped up in light blanket. i was ready, i was feeling the inner Lando Marine ready to hunt down some alien scum, i was totally amped! i put the player setting on....recruit...to be safe.   once the game began, i was sucked in, nothing else around me matters and 6 hours had passes without a notice, except one thing...I am still at the F&$%@ing begining of the game!  you creepy fast azz killing machine Aliens creatures! how dare you make me replay the same checkpoints 20 times before a piece before i can move on because these monsters kill me with such brutality. if it aint he claws of the monsters that will kill you its their blood.  but thats all good ....why.....cause i am about to go back in tonight....to obliterate some more Aliens!!!!

[Excahm]

@Shada
Eh?

Jisus....
Dat was long.....Funny btw 

[C.R.O.M. - Shadaloo Lives!]

second one looks like a cross between qwop and manhunt

Funny story behind that trailer if you are bored and want to look something up. It's most likely not an actual trailer at all. Kojima sure knows how to market a game.

Lando Log:  Tuesday at 7:26am..... inside walmart to buy Aliens:colonial marines.....wasnt on shelf. went to cashier help person whatever and was a lady lando has known for many years. i inquired about the game ( trying to hold back my Rage!)not being on the store shelf and it was clearly to be released that day. she told me give her 10 minutes and she will be right with me as they havenn"t even opened up last night incoming shipments that was sitting still on a U- frame.

 The Lando walked around for 8 minutes , walking around stalking the sales floor like an eagle hovering in the skies ready to snatch a baby rabbit. then....was called to the counter... it was fresh, it was new, it was the first Aliens:colonial Marines game out of the shipment box and didnt even make iot to the shelf. 63 dollars was laid on the counter and then handed to the cashier. Lando eyes began to slightly ....water. I generously thanked her for this divine gift. as i headed home i heard angels singing  heavenly with so much joy which seemed to be coming directly from the game bag. My anxiousness increased....then...got inside the house , kicked off my work boots, took a hot shower, made a huge bowl of Capn crunch and when i began to unwrapped the game , suddenly the song went from angels singing to some hell bent dark music .

 my nerves were bothered so much my hands shook as i pop the game into the 360...intense! cordless joystick in hand , bowl of cap crunch on table and sitting on couch wrapped up in light blanket. i was ready, i was feeling the inner Lando Marine ready to hunt down some alien scum, i was totally amped! i put the player setting on....recruit...to be safe.   once the game began, i was sucked in, nothing else around me matters and 6 hours had passes without a notice, except one thing...I am still at the F&$%@ing begining of the game!  you creepy fast azz killing machine Aliens creatures! how dare you make me replay the same checkpoints 20 times before a piece before i can move on because these monsters kill me with such brutality. if it aint he claws of the monsters that will kill you its their blood.  but thats all good ....why.....cause i am about to go back in tonight....to obliterate some more Aliens!!!!

Lando wins again.

@Shada
Eh?

...Now I'm confused...

[DEMONKAI]

Domestic  Gorilla violence



and peep the lil booty warrior at clip time 0:45

[overlordnick]

i thought my steam library was getting pretty big, then i realized how many of the games suck

[Spidermew]

I HAVE BEEN GOING INSANE WITHOUT INTERNET ACESS FOR THESE PAST 2 WEEKS OR SO!! I LIKE YELLING!!!

[overlordnick]

my thermometer says it's 11 degrees above zero, i think it must of frozen

[Rage]

 

Lando Log:  Tuesday at 7:26am..... inside walmart to buy Aliens:colonial marines.....wasnt on shelf. went to cashier help person whatever and was a lady lando has known for many years. i inquired about the game ( trying to hold back my Rage!)not being on the store shelf and it was clearly to be released that day. she told me give her 10 minutes and she will be right with me as they havenn"t even opened up last night incoming shipments that was sitting still on a U- frame.

 The Lando walked around for 8 minutes , walking around stalking the sales floor like an eagle hovering in the skies ready to snatch a baby rabbit. then....was called to the counter... it was fresh, it was new, it was the first Aliens:colonial Marines game out of the shipment box and didnt even make iot to the shelf. 63 dollars was laid on the counter and then handed to the cashier. Lando eyes began to slightly ....water. I generously thanked her for this divine gift. as i headed home i heard angels singing  heavenly with so much joy which seemed to be coming directly from the game bag. My anxiousness increased....then...got inside the house , kicked off my work boots, took a hot shower, made a huge bowl of Capn crunch and when i began to unwrapped the game , suddenly the song went from angels singing to some hell bent dark music .

 my nerves were bothered so much my hands shook as i pop the game into the 360...intense! cordless joystick in hand , bowl of cap crunch on table and sitting on couch wrapped up in light blanket. i was ready, i was feeling the inner Lando Marine ready to hunt down some alien scum, i was totally amped! i put the player setting on....recruit...to be safe.   once the game began, i was sucked in, nothing else around me matters and 6 hours had passes without a notice, except one thing...I am still at the F&$%@ing begining of the game!  you creepy fast azz killing machine Aliens creatures! how dare you make me replay the same checkpoints 20 times before a piece before i can move on because these monsters kill me with such brutality. if it aint he claws of the monsters that will kill you its their blood.  but thats all good ....why.....cause i am about to go back in tonight....to obliterate some more Aliens!!!!

wow! That's epic my friend.