BARFIGHT!!!

[Ununsed-Username]

*Destroys Kratos*
*Pours hot Tea down Talbain's pants*

[DARKTALBAIN]

laughs at gq's " devastating " combo. I felt mosquito's hit harder than that! But that hot tea down the pants, now that's smarts!

DT goes into the bathroom to ring out his pants

[Ununsed-Username]

*While DT isn't paying attention, Sway grabs DT's pants, makes a run for it, throws them far away, then walks back into the bar, smashing a bottle of gq's head*

[DARKTALBAIN]

DT walks out the bathroom without any pants & is immediately attacked.......

attacked by all the ladies in the bar.

DT leaves the building with 4 women on his arms. Thanx Sway for taking my pants, you all have fun battling. I'd rather be a lover than a fighter anyhow  

[gqsuperstar]

GQ: Get back here, you son of a...

GQ grabs Kratos' Blades of Chaos, wraps the chains around the necks of DarkTablain and Sway and rips both their heads clean off!

[Ununsed-Username]

*dies*

[Lord_Waffles]

Dude that wasn't DT. IT WAS........

[CAPSLOCK]

:opens door, sees flying chicken, turns around and walks away...:

[DARKTALBAIN]

Dude that wasn't DT. IT WAS........

Shang Tsung who morphed into DT so he could try & get some women, also. DT is long gone with the ladies & gq just killed one of his helpers. Once again DT has outsmarted gqsuperstar. This time it wasn't even on purpose. 

[KenFan9276 - Member of CROM]

KenFan9276 presses F1

[Dead Phoenix]

*dead phoenix walks in and sees gq crying on the floor, drinks a bottle of rum then smashes it on gq's head who runs out screaming like a little "girly man"*

[KenFan9276 - Member of CROM]

*dead phoenix walks in and sees gq crying on the floor, drinks a bottle of rum then smashes it on gq's head who runs out screaming like a little "girly man"*

;y
Did anyone hear me?
KENFAN9276 PRESSES F1

[Dead Phoenix]

yeah I did, F1 doesn't work any more. Others have already used it sorry!

[KenFan9276 - Member of CROM]

Rules were,

don't use the same way twice in a ROW!

So I CAN do it!

[Dead Phoenix]

No, that's not what.......nevermind

[KenFan9276 - Member of CROM]

No, that's not what.......nevermind

Round 4,FIGHT!

KenFan punches Dark Pheonix.

[Dead Phoenix]

WHY THE F@#K WOULD YOU PUNCH DARK PHOENIX IN THE FACE? I'm not DARK PHOENIX!

[KenFan9276 - Member of CROM]

WHY THE F@#K WOULD YOU PUNCH DARK PHOENIX IN THE FACE? I'm not DARK PHOENIX!

yes you are.

[Dead Phoenix]

No I'm right here and my name isn't Dark it's dead *waves to KenFan9276. KenFan9276 Looks and sees Dark Phoenix in front of him. She then punches him out of the bar*

[KenFan9276 - Member of CROM]

No I'm right here and my name isn't Dark it's dead *waves to KenFan9276. KenFan9276 Looks and sees Dark Phoenix in front of him. She then punches him out of the bar*

O.o sorry anyway that's my clone and now I shoryukened Dead Pheonix.

[Dead Phoenix]

*dead phoenix dodges as the shoryuken hits the bartender* oh so close *floor sweeps KenFan on to his back and steps stomps on KenFan's hands breaking them* now lets see you do that again

[MrAdam]

When nobody is paying attention , the remains of Mr Adam pull thhemselves togerther and whith his good remaining hand, pulls out the stapler he keeps for just such an emergency and staples himself back together. Afterward Adam gets to his feet and stalks behind GQ, and subjects him to the Ireversable Atomic Doom Wedgie, which will leave his him totally scarred and useless for the remainder of his sad and miserable life (which probably won't be all that long considering his rumpcheeks are now stationed around his ears, and theres no concievable way for him to walk, eat or defend himself. His rage spent on GQ's heinie Mr Aam stalks out of the bar seaking a mai-tai. It's obvious he won't find one here. On the way out he grabs Kratos in a headlock and drags out the pale generic looking demigod. All the bare breasts and crappy platform gaming in the world wouln't save him from the terrible fate MrAam had in store for him

[mugenstation360]

Then Mugenstation360 follows Mr Adams into a secret bar basement, and before Mr adams starts to torture kratos, mugenstation360 jumps behind Mr Adams only to be thrown off by A reversal move. Both competitors see eye to eye waiting the next strike and in a flash of awesomene coolness to the extreme mugenstation360 and mr adams  strike each other with a falcon punch, with the shockwve so massive,so awesome, so big, the combination of both falcon punchs creates a rift underneath the bar collapsing the floor and brings the fight above below. Then mr adams, kratos and mugenstation360 put aside thier differences and form a tag team partner and go MVC2 on some ppl a$$e$.