BARFIGHT!!!

[Dead Phoenix]

*stands up and dust self off. Looks at GatlingPunchRalf and drop kicks him. Then moon kicks his jaw then heel kicks his side and thrust kicks him onto a pipe which imales him*

[Saohc]

That's it..

*nukes all dimensions and universes, including this one*

Game Set.

[G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf]

Chuck Norris' beard contains the blast. He then proceeds to kill everyone.
Like you just said,

Game Set.

[Esʞy]

(Only rules are, no Chuck Norris, or God or stuff like that, and you can't win the same way twice)

So no

Chuck Norris' beard contains the blast. He then proceeds to kill everyone.
Like you just said,

Game Set.

[Dead Phoenix]

Wait.........would you need a WHOLE LOT OF NUKES in order to do that which is physically impossible and their in coincide with the rules. I mean large amounts not just for one universe  but all the universes, which are big..........super big.....bigger than light can travel..........

[Saohc]

Don't underestimate me and my character,LucasX3(Dark)(yes, it's a W.I.P. that's coming along smoothly), he has warpholes.

[gqsuperstar]

*GQ walks in the bar with his new crew...Mystique, Morph and Shang Tsung*

[Worksa8]

*Plays the card "Prohibition" on Axel Foley*

[gqsuperstar]

*GQ picks Axel up over his head, electrifies him and then rips him in half with his bare hands*

[Esʞy]

*Walks in*
"Now who is gunna buy me a drink!!!?!?!!!"

[gqsuperstar]

GQ: Here you go! 

*Tosses Eskemo a Molotov Cocktail*
*A portal opens in the ceiling and Kratos falls through on top of Axel*

[Esʞy]

GQ: Here you go! 

*Tosses Eskemo a Molotov Cocktail*
*A portal opens in the ceiling and Kratos falls through on top of Axel*

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[gqsuperstar]

*GQ grabs Kratos' Blades of Athena, wraps the chains around Axel's neck and pops his head clean off*

GQ: Ha, just a flesh wound!  

*GQ opens a green chest and collects the orbs, completely healing him, then tosses the Blades of Athena back to Kratos while Mystique, Morph, and Shang Tsung laugh.*

[gqsuperstar]

*Shang Tsung morphs into Chameleon and harpoons Axel*

Shang Tsung: GET THE F*CK OVER HERE!!! Your soul is MINE!!!

*Shang Tsung drags Axel back into the bar and steals his soul...surprisingly growing an afro in the process.*

Shang Tsung: Hmmm...more soul than I thought. *rim shot*

[gqsuperstar]

Bartender: So...what'll ya have?

GQ:Just gimme a Powerade.

Mystique (in the form of Soul Calibur's Isabella "Ivy" Valentine): I'll have some wine.

Morph (in the form of DOA's Bass Armstrong) BEER!!!

Shang Tsung: (in the form of Final Fight's Guy) Saki, please.

Kratos: The blood of Ares...on the rocks.

[MrAdam]

Thirsting for a Mai-Tai, Mr Adam casually enters the bar, noticing all the mayhem and people getting dismembered, mutilated and disemboweled, Mr Adam strolls through the frey swatting aside the odd ki-blast or person hurled his way and bellies up to the bar. Noticing the bar-tender is not behind the bar (to better serve Adam drinks) rather he is lying on the floor gibbering in a terror-induced coma. Mr Adam picks up the barkeep (who has apparantly soiled himself in fear) and savagely slaps him about the head and torso trying to bring him bach to his senses, realizing that slapping an shaking the poor, near cattatonic bar tender isn't going to revive him  (and REALY hasn't helped the situation in his pants *phew* he cassually tosses the gibbering, useless, soiled wreck of a "Party chemist" out a nearby window and hops behind the pitted and scortched remains of the bar, and tries to mix up his own mai-tai, which is neither as tasty or as satisfying as a "profesinally made" one. In his rage MrAdam hurls his crappy tropical rum-beverage accross the room which bursts Into flames as it flies and kills an innocent bystander. Mr Adam then tears through the bar. And grabs two nearby bystanders screaming in furry, inarticulately bellowing how "You little bastards fighting cost me a #@%&$* Mai-Tai!" Smashing their heads together with every word (which were reduced to a fine paste by the end of the scentence) His rage continually growing growing ever more powerfull by the second. Mr Adam siezes a section  of the remains of the bar and swings it like a bat at the combatants bellowing "ADAM SMASH!!!"

[gqsuperstar]

GQ leaps at Adam and puts him in a choke hold while Kratos wraps his Blades of Chaos around his legs tripping him. Shang Tsung morphs into Cable, Mystique morphs into Cyclops, and Morph morphs into Iron Man.

Shang Tsung: Hyper Viper Beam!

Mystique: Optic Blast!

Morph: Proton Cannon!

Kratos throws rapid-fire Zeus' Fury

GQ's arms transform into gatling guns and starts riddling Adam with bullets.

[The Question]

This got lame. 

[ProJackX]

*ProJackX Enters the bar*
ProJackX:Whoa.... neat *takes out camera and takes a picture* this is a awesome picture that people would pay big money for!
*Runs out to get rich... so long suckers!*

 

[MrAdam]

As GQ wraps his arms around Adam's neck, He stumbles backwards, Adam's head in his hands, realizing that he aparantly ripped Adam's head clean off. GQ, takes a look at Adam's severed head and realizes with horror that this head isn't real. The Ersatz head of Mr Adam winks to life and With an impish grin whispers "Sucker!" right before a tiny Nucular explosive inside the mechanical head consumes GQ, Half the bar, and nuemerous by standers in a ball of green atomic fire. Then MrAdam Stands and focuses his rage on Kratos. No amount of bare-breasts would save kratos from being the generic main character in a series of crapy, generic patform games. Adam subjected Kratos to a Powerbomb with such rage behind it it, That Krato's head, shoulders and most of his upper body were reduced to bloody ash when he hit the ground.

[gqsuperstar]

The Nuclear explosion inadvertently opens a hole in the ground straight to the depths of Hades itself, where Kratos climbs out. He then jumps into a portal. A few minutes later, he returns...with GQ.

Kratos: Do you know how many times the gods have tried to kill me??? You'll have to do better than that!

GQ: He also controls time itself.

Kratos wraps the chains from the Blades of Chaos around Adam while GQ, wearing electrified steel gauntlets proceeds to beat Adam to a bloody pulp!

[Ununsed-Username]

*Sway kicks out adam and qdsuperstar*
Hopefully this won't be as lame anymore.

[DARKTALBAIN]

DT walks in & sees Shang Tsung, Kratos, Morph, & Mystique. 

After realizing how lame this thread has truly become, I just pull out a katana & stab myself!

[Ununsed-Username]

*Sway revives DT, removes everyone, excluding posters, and bashes the people who made this lame with a stick*

[gqsuperstar]

*@DarkTalbain Shang Tsung, Morph, and Mystique are dead. It's just GQ and Kratos.*

Kratos smashes Sway with the Barbarian Hammer while GQ unleashes a devastating combo on DarkTalbain ending with some "Sweet Chin Music."