Author Topic: BARFIGHT!!! (Read 8588 times)

x_mad80 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 19, 2010, 04:45:35 PM »

x_mad walks in already drunk, sits down with a beer in his hand , and watches the fight ensue.

DARKTALBAIN · « **Reply #26 on:** March 19, 2010, 05:33:48 PM »

DT follows X-mad in & drinking a bottle of Jack. He notices that RedRonin started another Spam game so he spears him. As he does this he crushes all the glow sticks that RedRonin was carrying in his pocket from the vending machine down the street. The floor is now covered in the glowing green substance & DT watches & laughs as Alexziq slips on it & cracks his skull on the floor. Of course Alexziq stands right back up gushing blood from the back of his head. Alex is impervious to everything right now since he had the super powers of consuming 28 bud lights before he walked through the door.

Alexziq · « **Reply #27 on:** March 19, 2010, 05:52:04 PM »

as the brawl tightens a into a small pack, a bludgened and stoopered Alex climbs the netting to the top of the play maze. Screaming STOOPERMAN he jumps off hitting, but slightly overshooting the mark knocking over everyone but inevitabley doing even more damage to himself in the process.

DARKTALBAIN · « **Reply #28 on:** March 19, 2010, 06:00:38 PM »

DT looks & notices alexziq over shot his mark. Reeeeeeeeeally over shot his mark since he landed in the kitchen & is now on fire. He tries to help & grabs a bucket of water & throws it on alexziq. Although he actually grabbed turpentine instead. Alexziq goes even more up in flames. Due to the great loss DT is feeling for killing his friend, he grabs X_mad's beer mug & smashes RedRonin right in the face with it, just to get some frustration out

x_mad80 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 20, 2010, 02:36:21 AM »

x_mad in his drunken rage gets angry that DT took his beer mug, so all of a sudden he turns into a weird version of the hulk where only his arms grow and turn green.
then as he tries to hit DT he slips on the green liquid on the floor knocking himself out for a minute in wich his arms go back to normal. Then as x_mad wakes up, he has completely forgotten about his awesome beer mug being stolen.
He then sees an unopened beer laying on the floor which he opens and starts drinking.

Esʞy · « **Reply #30 on:** March 20, 2010, 03:27:55 AM »

*New Player* EsKeMo walks in the bar and notice a drunkin x_mad on the floor and the smell of burning flesh. As a infuriated DT comes at her with a beer bottle she says "you wouldn't hit a girl now would you?" As DT sit there in a confuse daze, she quickly reacts and kicks where the sun don't shine! O0o0o0o0o0o0 THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!!

DARKTALBAIN · « **Reply #31 on:** March 20, 2010, 04:21:17 AM »

That my friend.....

IS GONNA LEAVE A MARK ....

DT is too much of a gentlemen to strike a female. As he lays on the floor writhing in pain, he grabs his cell phone to text someone. As he is sending out his text, a blinded RedRonin because he was hit in the face with a beer mug earlier

Stumbles around aimlessly & steps on DT's phone. Let's hope that text made it through before the phone was destroyed

Lord_Waffles · « **Reply #32 on:** March 20, 2010, 08:36:57 AM »

After hearing all the noise Lord Waffles stumbles out of the bathroom still pulling up his pants.
When all of a sudden He falls over DT and lands face first on a broken cell phone.

Spidermew · « **Reply #33 on:** March 20, 2010, 08:39:05 AM »

*Wakes up, coverd in pizza, sees Lord Waffles and flys up and bites him in his wafflie head*

Saber Alter · « **Reply #34 on:** March 20, 2010, 12:35:41 PM »

I enter the bar, and get a milkshake, ignoring the carnage

Esʞy · « **Reply #35 on:** March 20, 2010, 01:48:05 PM »

After that glorious battle with DT she notices that she is parched and runs over to HeroCorruptor66 and steals his milkshake. * bwhahahahaha*

Kojunho · « **Reply #36 on:** March 20, 2010, 02:37:36 PM »

*As kojunho regains conciousness he charges up his foot for a Super Rider Falcon Kick when he is suddenly cracked over the head by a milkshake that belongs to EskEmo. Forgetting who his target was, he jumps around kicks everyone screaming "I'D LIKE SOME POUND CAKE!" then passes out on the floor again. It looks like DT's text was answered as someone bursts open the door and the HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER theme plays. Who is this new person...*

DARKTALBAIN · « **Reply #37 on:** March 20, 2010, 03:14:22 PM »

Mai Shiranui of the Shiranui ninja clan crashes through the door. She knows exactly why DT texted her. Mai lunges towards EskEmo, which startles her & then proceeds to dump the milkshake on the floor. Mai & EskEmo are both tripped up by the magic slippery substance within the shake & lose their balance. Both fall & smash their head on the bar & are rendered unconsciense for the next 2 rounds of battle.

DT now has his 13th wind due to hearing " pound cake " screamed out by an unknown competitor in the bar. His eyes are still watering from being hit by the low blow. But in his blurry vision he noticed a cat like creature in a spider suit eating something in the corner. he figures it must be the pound cake. DT launches at him in dragon cannon form & then proceeds to eat what he preumes is poundcake. DT screams out this is not pound cake ( because it was Lord Waffles head ) Pulls out some numchucks & begins to flail them around wildy. He practically hit everyone in the room, every object, including a metal support beam which he didn't notice through his watery vision. This makes the chucks fly out of his hands. He begins to go back after the cat like creature for deceiving him. The chucks fly back at him like a boomerang & wrap around his throat. As he fall downs short of breath, he get's in one final slash on the cat like creature. The cat like creature with the spider suit is now spewing blood profusely & really p*ssed off at everyone.

ATiC3 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 21, 2010, 02:45:03 AM »

ATICE's temporary amnesia starts to wear off and sees DT, and tag teams with him to double power-bomb Kojunho after kicking him in the leg.
*Kojunho lays on the ground, temporarily knocked out.*

Space (DCL) · « **Reply #39 on:** March 21, 2010, 02:54:37 AM »

DCL gets up from his chair, grabs it and readys it to hit anyone foolish enough to GET IN MY WAY!!!

Esʞy · « **Reply #40 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:17:46 AM »

Yes EsKeMo wakes up from her unconsciense and put her evil stare into the eyes of DCL! Thus controlling his mind forcing him to hit ATICE with it! *As she watchs from a distance and evily laughs* ** BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA**

DARKTALBAIN · « **Reply #41 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:24:42 AM »

Don't forget Mai becomes conscience when you do, also. Oh you must have forgot, because you didn't even notice her get up behind you. Mai hits EskEmo with her fan right in the back of the head & knocks her out cold for 3 more rounds

ATiC3 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:24:48 AM »

As DCL is about to hit me before I go lights out, I block his chair smash with my back, run backwards, and slam DCL to the ground breaking the floor a little bit. *Glances at Eskemo*

Esʞy · « **Reply #43 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:25:19 AM »

Damn you DT!!! $\-/o$

ATiC3 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:27:33 AM »

*ATICE nods at Mai*
*Proceeds to sit down at the bar for a cold drink.*

Space (DCL) · « **Reply #45 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:31:00 AM »

Alright, I swore mind-control was NEVER gonna work against me again!! *Grabs a beer* Alright, no more mind controlling, and in the words of the RattleSnake, that's the bottom-line, cause Stone Cold said so!! *Drinks beer*

Grabs a broken chair leg and heads towards ATICE and EskEmo. Ya both attacked me, and my sights on ya wont leave until I get ya back!!

ATiC3 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:33:04 AM »

I yell "I only hit you because you hit me!"

*Proceeds to drink at the bar until Eskemo becomes conscious... waiting...*

Space (DCL) · « **Reply #47 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:36:41 AM »

Quote from: ATICE on March 21, 2010, 03:33:04 AM

I yell "I only hit you because you hit me!"

*Pauses for a sec...remembers he's drunk...continues toward ATICE!!*

Esʞy · « **Reply #48 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:40:28 AM »

Woot Woot back up for more!!! Now she will give it her all! She starts screaming!!! The ground begins rumbling!! All of the sudden a horde of evil monkey minions start flooding into the bar and surrounds her! The rage and revenge she has for ATICE and DT has begun to boil. Now her hair starts to change. It becomes blond as her eye begin to chage green, she floats up into the sky holding her arms up high calling out to all planets asking for their spirit energy! *I think you know what this is!* As she gets this energy her monkeys are ready to fight off anyone who apposes. She says to all "I will destroy this bar in one shot!!!!!!!"

ATiC3 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:44:35 AM »

*gets mad again that he can't drink a simple beer...*
*Starts transforming into Super SSJ4...* No one can stop me...!!

*Knocks DCL at the opposite wall of the bar*
*Proceeds to conjure up a SSJ kamehameha wave!*

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