BARFIGHT!!!

[Ununsed-Username]

(I promise, this is my last game thread for a while.)
Or should I call it Chuck `E Cheese fight so it's more family friendly?  
The night was quiet in the sleepy town. THAT IS UNTIL A HUGE BARFIGHT BROKE OUT.
I’m sure y’all know how to roleplay from here, just keep it family-friendly, like the rest of the site.
*smashes barstool over an anon's head*
Bwahahahaha!

[Spidermew]

*Whips RedRonin in the back with a pool stick*

[Ununsed-Username]

*after getting jabbed with the poolstick I quickly slip behind Mew and grab his sword shield, jump back 9 feet using flash step, and throws it at him*

[Spidermew]

*Telekenticly wips the shield to go arround my body and build up force to keep it flying right back at Swayhaven*

[Ununsed-Username]

*grabds the sword as its coming to me and tries to throw it at Mew but misses and it hits a bystander 2 blocks away*
SORRY, GUY!
*smashes half-empty bear bottle over DT's head*
*Don Kanonji voice*
Bwahahahaha!

[Alexziq]

Uh oh, Alex comes in swinging a tube sock full or quarters wildly, hitting friends, innnocents, and enemies alike, even pops himself a few times in the process.

[Ununsed-Username]

*Alex' sock breaks open, flying quarters everywhere, inflicting more damage than before to everyone in the room*
DANG IT, MAH EYE!

[Alexziq]

Slipping on a pile of quarters Alex flys feet 1st onto his back, and on the way down hits a folding chair with his head which launches it airborn into Sway, and Mew.

[Acey]

Hey, my folding chair!

*Acey fall to the ground as well*

[Kojunho]

*Acey's foor meets Kojunho's face* Ouch!
*Rolls an armor check to see how much damage is taken*

[Alexziq]

Mew, and Sway catch the chair, and fight over it. Alex grabs Kojunho, and irish wips him toward sway, and Mew. Using the momentum kojunho dives into them and the folding chair, and the 3 collide like an irish car bomb through a Chuckey Cheese folding table that just happened to be hosting a B-day party.

[Ununsed-Username]

*sway quickly gets up and hides*
AHH! Mah face!

[Acey]

*Rolls an armor check to see how much damage is taken*

It's a 3 on a 20 sided die.

[ZVitor]

*ZVitor press F1

[Ununsed-Username]

*ZVitor press F1

(Only rules are, no Chuck Norris, or God or stuff like that, and you can't win the same way twice)
*Zvitor wins*
Round 2!
FIGHT!
*throws evil ball of dust in zvitor's eyes*

[ATiC3]

ATICE jumps in...
"KAMIKAZE!!!"
*Knocks Sway down and throws open pen at Kojunho*

[ADSplay101]

*walks in front of Zvitor by accident, slices the ball of dust and uses telekinesis to fling the 2 halves*

[Ununsed-Username]

*Konjunho blocks the pen, flinging it at me, who is on the ground, getting a stain on my shirt*
I WILL DESTROY YOU!

[ATiC3]

*Throws another pen at Kojunho, in slow motion, in anger of missing, and slides under Zvitor to jump up and wack Alex on the head with a beer can.*

[ZVitor]

*zvitor press F1 again and nothing happens (dammit debug mode off), so he take his notebook and go out to another Bar create his chars and drink beer in peace.

[ATiC3]

*Tries to chase Zvitor to make him not leave the bar, but stumbles and looks around in confusion...*

[Ununsed-Username]

*Throws giant seeling trap of doom onto all exits of the bar as Zvitor walks towards the door*
You can come in, but there's only one way out. Death.
Bwahahahahaha!

[Alexziq]

Alex stumbles over to the Skee ball games teetering like Will Ferrall in Old School after the tranquilizer dart. Knocking little kids out of the way he starts launching skee balls toward the brawl.

[Kojunho]

*Kojunho blocks the second pen and grabs a bar stool and spins around hopefully hitting everyone within a mile radius. Yes that includes the children at the birthday party*

[just1c3]

Just1c3 jumps into the fray, and attempts to rider kick Kojunho, realizing too late that he is unable to defy gravity to pull the move off he falls flat on his face onto a pile of beer and crushed pretzels. Zvitor, angrily returning to the bar stomps onto just1c3's back.