Author Topic: The OFFICAL Chuck Norris Thread!! (Read 4855 times)

KPT25 · « **on:** March 05, 2010, 11:28:43 AM »

Yep...i'm surprised nobody has done this thread before(IIRC)
Post all things Chuck Norris here...and by all thing i really mean all things!
OFFICAL Site
www.chucknorris.com

UNOFICAL sites telling the future generations what Chuck Norris did/does/will do
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com

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Ununsed-Username · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:54:20 AM »

I too am amazed no one made this topic before.
Chuck Norris once ate his own legs in a process of Photosynthesis. Why? Because he could.
Edit: Holy crud, I spelled Photosynthesis right on my first try!

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2010, 10:11:30 PM »

Chuck norris owns the only copy of the "Perfect Mugen" converts every character into HD

and all the stages are in Cinematic 3-D there are no known bugs and it only crashes when he wants it to.

ATiC3 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 06, 2010, 12:25:25 AM »

As Daniel Tosh on Tosh.0 says... "let's see how many comments we can post in 20 seconds..."

Slivern · « **Reply #4 on:** March 06, 2010, 12:42:54 AM »

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the Periodic Table of Elements. Rather, he believes in the Element of Surprise.

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #5 on:** March 06, 2010, 02:06:11 AM »

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks tear the fabric of space and time; Every now and then, you will see a person randomly clutch their head in agony.

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #6 on:** March 06, 2010, 07:50:59 PM »

Bruce Lee did not truly defeat Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris had to be shot in the heart and given numerous elephant tranquilizers to make it fair.

vyn · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:53:04 AM »

This topic is too small for chuck norris

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:58:43 AM »

This Topic is now.

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07, 2010, 01:26:28 AM »

The only reason the atom bomb hasn't been used since WWII is cause Chuck Norris hasn't recently had beans.

Spidermew · « **Reply #10 on:** March 07, 2010, 10:42:38 AM »

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #11 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:12:43 PM »

Chuck Norris and Mr. T once donated their DNA to science. After Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked of some skin and Mr. T pitied it off, the scientist fused the DNA's together, creating Vin Deisel.

Spidermew · « **Reply #12 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:18:25 PM »

Chuck norris breathes air 9 times a day, because he feals like it.

SanjiSasuke · « **Reply #13 on:** March 07, 2010, 02:18:05 PM »

Master Hand and Crazy Hand are the result of Chuck Norris cutting his fingernails.

Spidermew · « **Reply #14 on:** March 07, 2010, 02:20:16 PM »

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ · « **Reply #15 on:** March 07, 2010, 02:27:03 PM »

Satan once tried to sell his soul to Chuck Norris.

.Batzarro. · « **Reply #16 on:** March 07, 2010, 02:33:07 PM »

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Ununsed-Username · « **Reply #17 on:** March 07, 2010, 02:36:28 PM »

Quote from: .Batzarro. on March 07, 2010, 02:33:07 PM

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

I actually did this, kinda, once, it hurt my hand like heck the next 2 days.

.Batzarro. · « **Reply #18 on:** March 07, 2010, 02:37:52 PM »

Chuck Norris can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Quote from: Swayhaven on March 07, 2010, 02:36:28 PM

I actually did this, kinda, once, it hurt my hand like heck the next 2 days.

Did your hand get caught.? O_o

Ununsed-Username · « **Reply #19 on:** March 07, 2010, 02:45:30 PM »

Yeah, the after result was crunching my hand, but it was worth it.

Spidermew · « **Reply #20 on:** March 07, 2010, 03:07:38 PM »

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long

Ununsed-Username · « **Reply #21 on:** March 07, 2010, 03:10:46 PM »

Quote from: ♦ßlôödÑinjå♦ on March 07, 2010, 12:58:43 AM

This Topic is now.

Why did you post a picture of Chuck's chin?

Ununsed-Username · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2010, 04:03:45 PM »

^^This is false, the only thing that wuld get you an instant Roundhouse kick to the head would be doing that in the Norris Note, the Death Note is the only thing that can kill Chuck, along with chuck himself.
Norris Note:

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Vitamin · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2010, 04:31:56 PM »

SanjiSasuke · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2010, 05:47:24 PM »

Chuck Norris made a Playstation Home avatar. He walked into the Mall and all the money prices turned negative, and he used the Salt Shooter game; with no tank.

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