Author Topic: The OFFICAL Chuck Norris Thread!! (Read 4849 times)

Spidermew · « **Reply #25 on:** March 08, 2010, 09:33:28 AM »

Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists

Ununsed-Username · « **Reply #26 on:** March 08, 2010, 02:50:44 PM »

Sorry, I was forced to make my 500th post here, that way it's Chuck Norris worthy.

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #27 on:** March 08, 2010, 03:00:46 PM »

Chuck Norris and Mr T. have the ultimate bet going. Whoever kills the most people wins. The end date is never, as Chuck and Mr. T will eventually roundhousekick and pity everything in existance, and be forced to fight, successfully creating another big bang. This way, they will never run out of people to kill.

Kojunho · « **Reply #28 on:** March 08, 2010, 04:01:29 PM »

The Kamen Riders are based on Chuck Norris. He created them and here is the proof:

Tha Lando ( Le CROM ) · « **Reply #29 on:** March 08, 2010, 04:18:28 PM »

chuck norris puts fear into people with just a look. one time i was at a celebrity banquet and he was the guest of honor and at the dinner table while we was all eating, chuck norris let out a banging boomin fart the smelled like rotton cheese and spoiled hoagies and just made this face....

. no one said a word or smiled or anything. its like he silently dared anyone to question his gas and odor cause if i think anyone did, roundhouse kick to the face would have been the result. Chuck... you are hilarious!

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #30 on:** March 08, 2010, 05:51:27 PM »

Chuck Norris needs no introduction.

DJ990J · « **Reply #31 on:** March 08, 2010, 06:36:09 PM »

Chuck Norris knows the last number to pie

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #32 on:** March 08, 2010, 09:32:53 PM »

Chuck Norris did catch 'em all. He is still not amused.

SanjiSasuke · « **Reply #33 on:** March 10, 2010, 04:26:50 PM »

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday (really)
He is -70 years old.

Spidermew · « **Reply #34 on:** March 10, 2010, 09:18:11 PM »

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2010, 11:33:33 PM »

In the beginning, there was nothing. Chuck Norris kicked that nothing's @$$ till it puked. That's how the universe was made.

Spidermew · « **Reply #36 on:** March 11, 2010, 01:43:53 PM »

When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #37 on:** March 11, 2010, 03:51:53 PM »

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris kills you with his fists.

Spidermew · « **Reply #38 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:35:36 PM »

On Chuck Norris's birthday, the stars realign themselves to write him a birthday message

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #39 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:59:24 PM »

Chuck Norris' outfit never changes, because it's hard to find someone who will make a shirt from bones and jeans of tears.

Worksa8 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 11, 2010, 05:02:06 PM »

Chuck Norris is Duncan.

Spidermew · « **Reply #41 on:** March 11, 2010, 05:20:30 PM »

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

Odin787 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 11, 2010, 05:32:35 PM »

The Tears of Chuck Norris can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

vyn · « **Reply #43 on:** March 11, 2010, 07:07:23 PM »

Quote from: Odin787 on March 11, 2010, 05:32:35 PM

The Tears of Chuck Norris can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

hahahaha awesome certificated here

DARKTALBAIN · « **Reply #44 on:** March 11, 2010, 07:25:12 PM »

Chuck Norris does not do push ups, He pushes the earth away from him

Berkay · « **Reply #45 on:** March 11, 2010, 08:14:53 PM »

Chuck Norris hits CTRL+ALT+DEL with one finger!

Odin787 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 11, 2010, 08:43:16 PM »

Chuck Norris once had an amazing Idea, he sealed his energizing urine in a can and sold it world wide, we know it today as Red Bull.

Spidermew · « **Reply #47 on:** March 11, 2010, 09:21:09 PM »

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

G.P.O.A - GatlingPunchRalf · « **Reply #48 on:** March 11, 2010, 09:50:03 PM »

When Superman is hit with a bullet, it crunches up.
When Chuck Norris is hit with a bullet... well... it doesn't. The bullet, upon being fire, realizes Chuck Norris is on the other end, and flies back into the gun.

vyn · « **Reply #49 on:** March 11, 2010, 09:51:24 PM »

When chuck norris falls into water he doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris!!

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