Stupid questions, Stupid answers

[O Ilusionista]

Here in brazil that kind of questions (and answers!) are very common. For who knows me, already knows that I talk like that too, hehehe

1. When you see lying down, with closed eyes, in your bed with the light off and they ask:
- Are you sleeping?
- No, I'm training to die!

2. When we take an electronic device for the maintenance and and technic makes a question:
- Has it problem?
- No, it was tired of staying home and I brought it to walk.


   
3. When it is raining and you realize that you face the rain, they ask:
- Go out in "this" rain? (brazilian slang)
- No, I will leave in the next.


4. When you just get up, there is an idiot (always) and asks:
- Are you awake?
- No. I am sleepwalking!


5. Your friend calls your house and asks:

- Where are you?
- In North Pole! A hurricane took my house over there!

   
6. You just take a shower and someone asks: (NICE)

- Do you take bath?
- No, plunged in the toilet!

7. You all right in front of the elevator from the garage of his building and up one question: (very nice)

- Going up?
- No, I'm waiting my apartment to fall for me.

8. The man's girlfriend comes to the house with a huge bouquet of flowers. So she says:

- Flowers?
- No! Are carrots.

9. You get to the bank with a check and asks for change: (VERY GOOD)

- Cash? ?
- No, give me everything in clips!

and my favorite:

10. You're in the bathroom when someone knocks on the door and asks:
- There are people?
- No! Here is the sh*t talking with you!

[KPT25]

...on a side note,the correct answer for the "are you awake?/Did you wake up?" question is "no,i'm sleepwalking"
But i got what you meant in those ones,ppl in Argentina tend to do that kind of questions sometimes as well

[O Ilusionista]

thanx, I will  fix it

[kratos]

Haha, very funny stuff. Especially # 3,5,10.

[That Mugen Guy]

Here in brazil that kind of questions (and answers!) are very common. For who knows me, already knows that I talk like that too, hehehe

1. When you see lying down, with closed eyes, in your bed with the light off and they ask:
- Are you sleeping?
- No, I'm training to die!

4. When you just get up, there is an idiot (always) and asks:
- Are you awake?
- No. I am sleepwalking!


5. Your friend calls your house and asks:

- Where are you?
- In North Pole! A hurricane took my house over there!

   
7. You all right in front of the elevator from the garage of his building and up one question: (very nice)

- Going up?
- No, I'm waiting my apartment to fall for me.

  LMAO I hate when people ask these questions 
Amma start using these 

[O Ilusionista]

the last one is the best

[Weapon x program]

"NO, i m training to die" made me laugh so much 

[KPT25]

i hate when news reporters go to talk to a relative of someone who has died and ask them "How do you feel at this moment"
If i were them i would said "I feel happy because i inherited a lot of money...oh wait,go back to school and learn how to ask a question  "

[O Ilusionista]

"How do you feel at this moment"

I would reply: Fine, finally this stupid had died! And wanna know what killed him? Stupid questions like yours...

[Izanagi]

, O Ilusionista this is hilarious and... true