What's the weirdest thing a girl or guy has ever said to you?

[EPA villian]

Man i just remembered today about this one time this girl wanted to have a threesome with me and my brother Nutpatch she was a horny girl.. 

[eg6gsr]

" I just got done scissoring my girlfriend"


herd that one bout two mins ago

[Spidermew]

"You wanna help me out with this? Ill help you out to  "  The man on the greyhound bus wrote on his cell phone and showed it to me, i looked to see he had exposed himself.
 

[Violent Ken Masters]

When this girl that had a crush on me back in the 10th grade asked right in class if I had sex with my gf , and was asking about every single detail.

I was so embarrassed. 

[Tundra]

this chick said she wanted to rape me.

[Negi Springfield]

When this girl that had a crush on me back in the 10th grade asked right in class if I had sex with my gf , and was asking about every single detail.

I was so embarrassed. 

*STRANGELS* YOU LUCKY BASTARD!
all you had to say was "well I could show you"
XPPPPPPP


anyway... O.o;

the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to me was....

"I hear its amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork, does a raw blink 180 on Hari-Kari Rock....
I NEEED SCISSORS!!!!!!!! 61!!!"

[Spidermew]

*STRANGELS* YOU LUCKY BASTARD!
all you had to say was "well I could show you"
XPPPPPPP


anyway... O.o;

the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to me was....

"I hear its amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork, does a raw blink 180 on Hari-Kari Rock....
I NEEED SCISSORS!!!!!!!! 61!!!"

Quotes form Metal Gear Solid 2 dont count

[Captain Cold]

"Im going to eat you up young man"     

[zombiejerky]

a girl said I have nice skin and dared me to lick a TV " boob tube."
PS Im pale