Today is national talk like a priate day!

[Tenspeed]

Today be national talk like a gentleman o' fortune tide. I jus' wanted sea dogs an' land lubbers t' know that`s why I`ve been actin' an' talkin' weird all tide today. I expect ye all t' take part in th' festivities as well, lest I make ye keel haul th' plank.

use this translator if ye need t':
http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

[PBRTODD101]

aarggh!!!! my pirate name is Slippery Boots Stormwatcher

[Spidermew]

Why thank ye. This translator page ye be havin' supplyed be quite useful.
The webpage editor would work better fer text documents that be found on th' internet as aposed t' actual websites. 't made me splash page look rather odd.

[That Mugen Guy]

This tide be lily livered as $#!^

[Spidermew]

This tide be lily livered as $#!^

Avast Ye! Thats nay true! This tide be great!

[CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! LVL 16!!]

Oh my god! Ninjas! Assemble!! the Pirates have revealed themselves!! 

[SPOOKY77]

Oh my god! Ninjas! Assemble!! the Pirates have revealed themselves!! 

...I dont know why people still get in arguments about who would win in a fight....yes pirates have guns but ninjas could kill with poison darts

Cool link too btw 

[Gore Whore]

f*ck pirates!!!! IM A NINJA FOR LIFE!!!