i still think the fifth one is funnier(but i also like the pokemon one
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ps:here is the best part of the fifth one
"Goku jumped to his feet. "Yes, dear?"
Vegeta leaned over to his fellow Saiyans. "I’ll translate while she talks, if no one minds."
"Goku, I need to talk to you about your son."(Chichi)
"Listen up, Kakarott. Your son is doing something I don’t like, and you’re going to do something about it, or else you will pay."(Vegeta)
"I’m sure you’ve noticed that Gohan’s not a baby anymore."(Chichi)
"The kid is turning out more and more like you, and I’m going to get you for it."(Vegeta)
"And you’ve definitely noticed that he and Videl are getting a lot closer."(Chichi)
"Even you aren’t dumb enough to miss that they’ve bonded."(Vegeta)
"I really think they would make a great couple."(Chichi)
"I want my grandchildren NOW!"(Vegeta)
"So I was wondering if you could maybe talk to him, father to son, and see if you can get him to at least ask her out or something."(Chichi)
"I want you to go play matchmaker for a hormone-driven Super Saiyan teenager and his future mate and see what happens."(Vegeta)
"I’d really appreciate it."(Chichi)
"If you get ripped to shreds, it’s not my fault."(Vegeta
Goku swallowed hard at this point. "Are you sure you want me to do it?"
"If you want me dead, there are easier ways. Why not just gather the Dragonballs and wish Frieza and Cell back to life. Then give them both immortality or something."(Vegeta)
"Yes, I’m very sure."(Chichi)
"Argue and die, puny male scum."(Vegeta)
"Well…if you really want me to try…"(Goku)
"Kill me. Someone. Anyone. Feel free to shoot me."(Vegeta)
"I know he’ll listen to you."(Chichi)
"You are so whipped."(Vegeta)
"Okay…I’ll see what I can do."(Goku)
"I am so dead."(Vegeta)
"Oh, thank you, sweetie!"(Chichi)
"I win. You lose. Sucker! Don’t mess with the pan."(Vegeta)
ChiChi withdrew to the house, and Goku dropped back to his seat on the ground. As soon as the door had closed behind her, Vegeta asked, "So, how close was I?"
"I didn’t realize you’d learned her language so well," Goku replied with a sighed.
ps2:the (vegeta) ones are him translating what chichi or goku are saying
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