you guys remember that i am from Portugal?,well i translated the talks of this vid for you guys(okay i translated first at another forum first,but still,here it is)
"But never telephone them in the next day"
"Make them sweat three or four days"
"Master,what if i like her,for love?"
"Oh little doggie(translation of "pequeno caniche),remember of what Confucius said:Girls are bitches(sorry with this) and ours are more expensive"
"Well,lets talk about your battle of today"
"But i still have doubts about how i get girls in discos...."
"I already told you"
"You go dance above a column"
"Even yesterday i did that and i was able to get lots of old wowans"
mechanic to car now:"Oh my boy,i substituted your (platinares?),you have (pastilhas de travoes novas?),you know what you are right now at this moment?,at this moment you are the Bruce Lee of the little utilitaires(wtf?),remember of that fight you won with only your left rear-view mirror,i tell you at this moment you are ready for anything,look there are the dudes"
the two monks again:Be careful with those fiestas 1100,they are hard to fight,be careful with the hood attack"
the two monks again(after the first lost):"Master,the car is 1100,but i think it is using additive gas,help me"
"Little doggie,when we finish with him,even the pistons will be without use"
mechaninc talking to the two monks:"Hey,hey but stop everything,stop everything,but what have these two artists be doing with this car,yeah it broke,you even broke the motor,this car is KO,it will not be fighting with anyone"
D-Day